Hot Takes

Jobs in a Zombie Apocalypse Tier List

Who your group keeps around when the world ends, and who gets left at the gas station.

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The crowd's ranking

Essential: Nurse, Mechanic, Doctor, Farmer

Useful: Soldier, Electrician, Plumber, Hunter

Dead weight: Software engineer, Lawyer, Librarian

First to go: Crypto trader, Telemarketer, Influencer

Discussion

SuperPanda3: librarian in Dead weight is wrong. they know where the water purification book is

LizIrl: telemarketers would be unstoppable. years of rage

FeralSandwich68: Doctor in Essential, sure, but without labs, imaging or antibiotics a lot of doctors admit they're mostly suturing and guessing. Nurse should be ranked above doctor.

WetPigeon: software engineer in Dead weight is fair. I cannot hack the terminal to unlock the power armor, I checked

golden_toaster: Farmers already own a shotgun, a generator and a tractor. Essential and it's not close.

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