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Animals I Could Beat in a Fight Tier List
Unarmed, one on one, no running away. Be honest with yourself.
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The crowd's ranking
Easy W: Rat, House cat
I'd win: Goose, Bald eagle
Coin flip: Medium dog, Swan, Emu
I'd lose: Honey badger, Kangaroo, King cobra, Gorilla
Instant death: Grizzly bear, Crocodile, Chimpanzee
Discussion
GrumpyToaster: The chimp being in Instant death is the only correct take in this whole list. They're like 1.5x stronger than us pound for pound and they go for your face and fingers first. You are not boxing a chimp. You are being disassembled by one.
spicy_falcon: Whoever has house cat in Easy W has never tried to give a feral cat a bath.
xXNugget69: Still thinking about that survey where like 1 in 5 people said they couldn't beat a rat.
bored_dumpling_8: goose in I'd win is pure delusion
TiredGoblin: Emu at coin flip feels generous. Australia lost a war to those things.