GlobalHot Takes
Birds by How Likely They Are to Fight You Tier List
A threat assessment for anyone who has ever walked past a pond.
Ranked by 120 people. Sign in to add your own ranking.
The crowd's ranking
Peaceful: Hummingbird, Duck
Shady: Bald eagle, Crow, Owl, Pigeon
Hostile: Wild turkey, Seagull, Emu, Australian magpie
Will end you: Cassowary, Ostrich, Goose, Swan
Discussion
kev.z27: Goose in Will end you is correct. They don't fight for food or territory. They fight for sport.
RealWalrusOfficial: Swan should be above goose if there was a row for it. A goose yells at you. A swan swims over all majestic, opens those wings and hisses until you leave the dock.
throwaway2291: Magpie only Hostile? Come to Queensland in September. People ride around with cable ties sticking out of their helmets like little punk hedgehogs.
ben.n66: hummingbird in Peaceful lmao
chunky_moose: the emu won a war against an army with machine guns. that's not Hostile, that's a nation
wet_goose_2334: crows in Shady is perfect. they remember your face and tell their friends