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Zombie Apocalypse Weapons Tier List
What you're grabbing when the dead start walking, ranked by people who have thought about this way too much.
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The crowd's ranking
S: Machete
A: Shovel, Crossbow, Crowbar
B: Lucille, Cricket bat
C: Shotgun, Baseball bat, Katana
D: Frying pan, Golf club, Sniper rifle
F: Chainsaw
Discussion
TheWalrusOfficial: Crowbar in A and not S? It opens doors, pries boards, breaks windows, and it will never chip. It's a weapon and an escape plan in one.
alex_o3342: Katana in C is generous. Everyone thinks they're Michonne. You've never sharpened anything in your life and that blade is getting stuck in the third skull.
bored_cactus_78: Max Brooks literally said shovel. Shaolin spade. Case closed.
potatodad2277: frying pan blocks bullets in PUBG so it should be S