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Fast Food Mascots I'd Trust to Babysit Tier List
Date night is in an hour and these are the only applicants.
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The crowd's ranking
Hire immediately: Chuck E. Cheese, Wendy, Jollibee
Probably fine: Little Caesar, Taco Bell Chihuahua, Colonel Sanders
Supervised only: Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Jack
Call the police: Hamburglar, The Burger King
Discussion
ItsWizard2k: The Burger King in Call the police is the only correct placement on this list. That man was in the commercials waking up IN BED next to people.
grumpy_otter: Colonel Sanders in Probably fine? The guy got into an actual shootout with a rival gas station owner over a sign.
jake.s2477: Jack in Supervised only is fair. Great guy, but his head got blown up in a commercial once and he came back for revenge.
RetiredToaster949: Grimace was a kid friendly purple blob for 50 years and then one birthday shake turned him into a horror movie
QuietWalrus9914: Jollibee gives hugs. That's the whole job.