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US Presidents I Could Beat in a Fight Tier List
Every president at the age they took office, no weapons, no Secret Service.
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The crowd's ranking
Easy W: James Madison, William Henry Harrison
I'd win: JFK, Thomas Jefferson, Calvin Coolidge
Coin flip: Ulysses S. Grant, Jimmy Carter, Taft
I'd lose: Gerald Ford, George Washington
Instant death: Teddy Roosevelt, Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln
Discussion
lazy_toaster: You are not beating Gerald Ford. Everyone remembers the Chevy Chase stair bits and forgets he was a star center at Michigan and got looks from the Lions and Packers.
weird_raccoon_2325: Lincoln has like 300 wrestling matches and one loss. Plus the reach. Instant death is right.
MrRaccoonXx: Harrison is the only Easy W that's guaranteed. Just stand outside in the rain with him.
tiny_frog: Madison was 5'4 and about 100 pounds. I've lost fights to grocery bags heavier than that.
chunky_wizard_9007: Teddy got shot in the chest, finished an 84 minute speech, then went to the hospital. You'd have to put him down twice.