Who wins?
Tongs vs Wooden spoon
Tongs wins 56% to 44%. 103 more put them in the same row. From Kitchen Utensils Tier List. Pick a side.
DarkBadger32 on Tongs: an extension of my hand, clack clack before every use
mattc64 on Wooden spoon: my grandma's wooden spoon has outlasted three stoves
Kitchen Utensils Tier List: the full ranking