Who wins?
Wooden spoon vs Fish spatula
Wooden spoon wins 86% to 14%. 53 more put them in the same row. From Kitchen Utensils Tier List. Pick a side.
mattc64 on Wooden spoon: my grandma's wooden spoon has outlasted three stoves
walrusguy on Fish spatula: flexible and thin, flips eggs better than any regular spatula
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