Who wins?
Tongs vs Fish spatula
Tongs wins 90% to 10%. 49 more put them in the same row. From Kitchen Utensils Tier List. Pick a side.
DarkBadger32 on Tongs: an extension of my hand, clack clack before every use
walrusguy on Fish spatula: flexible and thin, flips eggs better than any regular spatula
Kitchen Utensils Tier List: the full ranking