Who wins?
Zombie vs Pirate
Dead even: 163 picks for Zombie, 165 for Pirate. 155 more put them in the same row. From Halloween Costumes Tier List. Pick a side.
dan_l7 on Zombie: old clothes plus fake blood, the ultimate lazy but effective costume
QuietWalrus9914 on Pirate: eye patch, bandana, done in five minutes
Halloween Costumes Tier List: the full ranking