Who wins?
Pirate vs Cat ears
Pirate wins 84% to 16%. 103 more put them in the same row. From Halloween Costumes Tier List. Pick a side.
QuietWalrus9914 on Pirate: eye patch, bandana, done in five minutes
drunk_falcon_27 on Cat ears: minimum effort, maximum photo opportunity
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