Who wins?
Pirate vs Zombie
Dead even: 165 picks for Pirate, 163 for Zombie. 155 more put them in the same row. From Halloween Costumes Tier List. Pick a side.
QuietWalrus9914 on Pirate: eye patch, bandana, done in five minutes
dan_l7 on Zombie: old clothes plus fake blood, the ultimate lazy but effective costume
Halloween Costumes Tier List: the full ranking