Who wins?
Stapler vs The good pen
The good pen wins 91% to 9%. 11 more put them in the same row. From Office Supplies Tier List. Pick a side.
MrWaffle420 on Stapler: the Swingline red stapler is iconic thanks to Office Space
retired_noodle_98 on The good pen: the one good gel pen everyone fights over and nobody returns
Office Supplies Tier List: the full ranking