Who wins?
Stapler vs Binder clips
Binder clips wins 87% to 13%. 12 more put them in the same row. From Office Supplies Tier List. Pick a side.
MrWaffle420 on Stapler: the Swingline red stapler is iconic thanks to Office Space
feral_pigeon_3 on Binder clips: binder clips hold 50 pages and never bend out of shape
Office Supplies Tier List: the full ranking