Who wins?
Simulator ride vs Teacups
Dead even: 6 picks for Simulator ride, 6 for Teacups. From Theme Park Ride Types Tier List. Pick a side.
zach.s1774 on Simulator ride: Flight of Passage at Animal Kingdom made me cry
throwaway7944 on Teacups: never a long line and a real thrill for zero wait
Theme Park Ride Types Tier List: the full ranking