Who wins?
Teacups vs Bumper cars
Bumper cars wins 60% to 40%. From Theme Park Ride Types Tier List. Pick a side.
throwaway7944 on Teacups: never a long line and a real thrill for zero wait
silent_sandwich_28 on Bumper cars: ramming your dad from the side is the best memory
Theme Park Ride Types Tier List: the full ranking