Who wins?
Simulator ride vs Pirate ship
Simulator ride wins 78% to 22%. 2 more put them in the same row. From Theme Park Ride Types Tier List. Pick a side.
zach.s1774 on Simulator ride: Flight of Passage at Animal Kingdom made me cry
WeirdRaccoon on Pirate ship: sit in the very last row, it's a genuinely scary ride
Theme Park Ride Types Tier List: the full ranking