Who wins?
Irish goodbye vs The babysitter has to leave
Irish goodbye wins 87% to 13%. 55 more put them in the same row. From Excuses to Leave a Party Early Tier List. Pick a side.
throwaway59345 on Irish goodbye: don't look around, don't make eye contact, walk with purpose, never run
RandomPanda97 on The babysitter has to leave: parents get a free pass, the babysitter clock is real
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