Who wins?
Irish goodbye vs I have to let the dog out
Dead even: 29 picks for Irish goodbye, 29 for I have to let the dog out. 98 more put them in the same row. From Excuses to Leave a Party Early Tier List. Pick a side.
throwaway59345 on Irish goodbye: don't look around, don't make eye contact, walk with purpose, never run
cursed_panda_46 on I have to let the dog out: nobody questions a dog, and it's usually true
Excuses to Leave a Party Early Tier List: the full ranking