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Excuses to Leave a Party Early Tier List
Ranking the lines people use to escape a party, from airtight to obviously made up.
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The crowd's ranking
Bulletproof: "I'm heading out, good seeing you", I have to let the dog out, Irish goodbye
Believable: Early morning tomorrow, My ride is here, Want to beat traffic, The babysitter has to leave
Kinda sus: My social battery is dead, Colonoscopy in the morning, I have a headache
Nobody buys it: My pool is on fire, Gotta return some videotapes, Fake phone call, I have to go home and think of an excuse
Discussion
GoldenTaco: the dog excuse is bulletproof right up until the dog passes. then you're sad AND stuck at the party
DarkPossum: I once told someone I needed to go home and think of an excuse and they just nodded and let me leave. Nobody buys it, but nobody stops you either.
RealPenguin2k: Irish goodbye in Bulletproof is correct. Don't look around. Don't make eye contact. Walk with purpose. Never run.
cursed_pigeon_35: Colonoscopy should be higher. Nobody on earth has a follow up question for that.
grumpy_goose: you're adults. you can just leave.