Who wins?
I have to let the dog out vs Irish goodbye
Dead even: 29 picks for I have to let the dog out, 29 for Irish goodbye. 98 more put them in the same row. From Excuses to Leave a Party Early Tier List. Pick a side.
cursed_panda_46 on I have to let the dog out: nobody questions a dog, and it's usually true
throwaway59345 on Irish goodbye: don't look around, don't make eye contact, walk with purpose, never run
Excuses to Leave a Party Early Tier List: the full ranking