Who wins?
"I'm a tourist" vs Zombie
Zombie wins 95% to 5%. 55 more put them in the same row. From Halloween Costumes Tier List. Pick a side.
TiredPanda on "I'm a tourist": the hawaiian shirt and camera bit is funny once
dan_l7 on Zombie: old clothes plus fake blood, the ultimate lazy but effective costume
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