Who wins?
Emu vs Swan
Emu wins 90% to 10%. 70 more put them in the same row. From Birds by How Likely They Are to Fight You Tier List. Pick a side.
silent_biscuit on Emu: emus won a war against an army with machine guns
big_frog on Swan: a swan opens those wings and hisses until you leave the dock
Birds by How Likely They Are to Fight You Tier List: the full ranking