Who wins?
Newman vs J. Peterman
J. Peterman wins 55% to 45%. 31 more put them in the same row. From Seinfeld Characters Tier List. Pick a side.
picklefan on Newman: the Kennedy assassination parody with the spitter is all time
throwaway50529 on J. Peterman: the Urban Sombrero and the Burma story, John O'Hurley talking like a catalog is perfect
Seinfeld Characters Tier List: the full ranking