Food & Drink

Bottled Water Brands Tier List

It's all just water until someone hands you a Dasani.

Ranked by 21 people. Sign in to add your own ranking.

The crowd's ranking

S: Icelandic Glacial

A: Fiji, Kirkland, Smartwater, Poland Spring

B: Core, Aquafina, Essentia, Arrowhead

C: Evian

D: Voss, Liquid Death

F: Dasani

throwaway893: Dasani in F is the only placement on this list nobody will argue with. Tastes like it's been sitting inside a water gun.

katee2995: Why does Evian feel greasy? Like it coats your mouth somehow.

MegaBadger70: death before Dasani. every shelf empty before the blizzard except one pallet of it

throwaway63795: Kirkland in A is right. 40 bottles for like five bucks and it tastes like nothing, which is the goal.

JessEats: Voss in D is generous. You're paying for a glass cylinder and the word Norway.

RandomWaffle21: cold tap water in a reusable bottle clears this entire list