Who wins?
PHP vs Perl
PHP wins 87% to 13%. 45 more put them in the same row. From Most Hated Programming Languages Tier List. Pick a side.
throwaway3904 on PHP: by collective pain caused it might be number one
throwaway38174 on Perl: write only language. can't read my own scripts from 2012
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