Who wins?
Java vs Haskell
Java wins 80% to 20%. 27 more put them in the same row. From Most Hated Programming Languages Tier List. Pick a side.
SuperHamster61 on Java: enterprise Java killed my love of programming
LazyTaco2148 on Haskell: explaining monads at a party makes you hated
Most Hated Programming Languages Tier List: the full ranking