Who wins?
Haskell vs Java
Java wins 80% to 20%. 27 more put them in the same row. From Most Hated Programming Languages Tier List. Pick a side.
LazyTaco2148 on Haskell: explaining monads at a party makes you hated
SuperHamster61 on Java: enterprise Java killed my love of programming
Most Hated Programming Languages Tier List: the full ranking