Who wins?
COBOL vs C++
COBOL wins 57% to 43%. 28 more put them in the same row. From Most Hated Programming Languages Tier List. Pick a side.
throwaway28715 on COBOL: had to touch COBOL at a bank internship, never again
cursed_burrito on C++: undefined behavior everywhere, 40 years of footguns
Most Hated Programming Languages Tier List: the full ranking